LordCraigus's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Jesus vs. Godzilla]

It got boring when Jesus turned into a robot....

When Jesus first appeared I was ready to write a witty review along the lines of 'I'm turning to religion' and give you 10 stars.... but, when they went up into space and Jesus transformed into a two different robots in the space of about 30 seconds it was a big let down.

So, overall, the first half I really enjoyed and would've liked to see it carry on that way, with human-size Jesus and Godzilla battling it out in the city. Once they were up on that platform the animation seemed to degrade slightly and the music/sound, maybe through lack of appropriate sound effects, stopped for long periods and got really boring.

So I give you 5 out of 10 because it had some really nice animation but I literally only enjoyed half of it.

[TSAH3: The Covenant]

Didn't even crack a smile.

Reminded me of so many other parodies I've seen before, those weren't particularly funny either. Animation was okay and sound was good, so I'll give you that.

Snow-Fox responds:

ok... oh well

[Family Guy is still SHIT]

It's funny because it's true...

Newgrounds if full of fucking idiots and 13 year olds so I doubt you're gonna get much more than "Waaaahh Family Guy is awesome it's soooo funny!!1!!1"

Good job, made me chuckle.

Heil responds:

most likly lmao thanks

[Cardboard City]

Excellent work, but...

...the 'shoop da woop' at the end really helped to spoil the experience of it.

[EW: Moving Targets]

Good fun as always!

I too am surprised at the rate in which you can put out animations, I commend you for your motivation and persistence etc.

...Great job anyways!

[Birthday Surprise]

You da king, man!

Disgustingly hilarious as always, keep these bad boys coming!

[Walk in the Woods]

What every flash animator dreams of doing

This is just amazing...

[Alex Seryoua: Episode I]

Nice to see something good and original

It's sad that the majority of NG users aren't the sort of people to appreciate a well animated, original flash. If it was another 'Halomen' movie then I'm sure it'd be getting 5's and 10's all round, it's a shame but it's also the truth. It ended quite abruptly but I'm intrigued to see how the plot develops and will definitely look out for the next episode.

Keep it up.

[Jerry The Magical Poop]

Hmmm....

Needs to be longer and with more story.

I'm kidding of course =P
even I was surprised by how it ended, keep it up mang!

Slintas responds:

I never liked you. GO DIE!!11

I'm NOT kidding of course =P
Even I was... Thanks!! :)